Can you Canoe?

Dream 037

Was sitting in a canoe in the middle of a large lake arguing with T about how to hold a paddle properly. He could physically not hold it the correct way and was arguing that it just WAS NOT possible. I ended up twisting T's arm in the 'right' direction and breaking it. It still held the paddle pretty well though. Then we started taking on water and he refused to help bail us out because I'd broken his arm. I told T to 'man up' or he was going to go overboard since he was just weighing us down anyway.
Then a big wise fish surfaced and told me I was being unreasonable. I felt as though the world was against me on this canoe trip, but then I used my head and realized I was acting a little hard headed.
I patted the fish who said he could help pull us to shore before the canoe filled completely with water. Unfortunately, we made it about a metre from shore and went under.(apparently it was still horribly deep and I had forgotten to swim)
I tried using my paddle to paddle myself back up to the surface of the lake, but I was drowning and the fish was lecturing me on how to hold the paddle correctly.