Dream 52
Chilling with Johnny Depp in a Starbucks discussing teeth. I then proceeded to count his teeth and compare them to my own.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Postmen and Babies.
Dream 051
Was sightseeing in London and enjoying some museums. Someone I was traveling with had a baby with them, a very young newborn baby that is. They decided that the baby was too much work so they were just going to feed the baby a lot and then ship it back home so they could take care of it when they got back.
They were about to hand the baby over to the post man in a mesh bag, but I stepped in and offered to take the baby off their hands.
Then I worried about how to feed the baby since they'd filled it up with so much food it was round and gourd-like.
Poor babe. Postman Pat wouldn't have liked that delivery.
Was sightseeing in London and enjoying some museums. Someone I was traveling with had a baby with them, a very young newborn baby that is. They decided that the baby was too much work so they were just going to feed the baby a lot and then ship it back home so they could take care of it when they got back.
They were about to hand the baby over to the post man in a mesh bag, but I stepped in and offered to take the baby off their hands.
Then I worried about how to feed the baby since they'd filled it up with so much food it was round and gourd-like.
Poor babe. Postman Pat wouldn't have liked that delivery.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Oppose Me.
Dream 050
While reading the newspaper, I found that they had accidentally printed an article twice in one section. When I called to tell them of the error, like it was my job, they proceeded to tell me that there was no error and they were completely different.
Then, when reading it again the words started to change on me into opposites... So I called to tell them they had two completely contradictory articles in the same section. Again, they told me that I was bonkers and that I needed to just read it again.
Finally, I went around town finding all copies of the newspaper and shredding them on the spot with a little portable shredder. This made it all better in the end.
While reading the newspaper, I found that they had accidentally printed an article twice in one section. When I called to tell them of the error, like it was my job, they proceeded to tell me that there was no error and they were completely different.
Then, when reading it again the words started to change on me into opposites... So I called to tell them they had two completely contradictory articles in the same section. Again, they told me that I was bonkers and that I needed to just read it again.
Finally, I went around town finding all copies of the newspaper and shredding them on the spot with a little portable shredder. This made it all better in the end.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Llama time.
Dream 049
Won a llama as a pet in a contest. Hubsand wouldn't let me keep it. Said it was too messy. Boo.
Won a llama as a pet in a contest. Hubsand wouldn't let me keep it. Said it was too messy. Boo.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Bird seed.
Dream 048
Sitting on a bench in a park and was bombarded with birds asking for seeds. I told them I didn't have any seeds, go away... For some reason I wasn't able to get up and leave, but had to put up with this aggravating birds bothering me for seeds. Go away, birdies!
Sitting on a bench in a park and was bombarded with birds asking for seeds. I told them I didn't have any seeds, go away... For some reason I wasn't able to get up and leave, but had to put up with this aggravating birds bothering me for seeds. Go away, birdies!
Monday, September 6, 2010
Swamp Thang.
Dream 047
Was attending summer camp as a kid and had to dress all in red to compete in a game with the rest of the camp. Our red team then had to solve the mystery of the woman in the swamp. No one believed that there was actually a woman in a swamp... Until we swam out there through reeds and weeds. She was sitting in a hammock made of branches and mud and decided she needed to feast on a few of the smaller kids before talking to us. Then she told us a story of how her daughter had become entwined with another man and was to have his child. She told us how her daughter knew everything before it was to happen, and banished her mother to the swamp as she had seen terrible things in her future.
When we visited the daughter, we were shocked by the fact that she hadn't seen us coming. Once we started to talk with her, we learned from her that it was all a lie her mother had come up with. She had not banished her mother away, but her mother had become so increasingly seedy and impure that she chose to live in the swamp. Anyhow- the pregnant daughter told us how she'd met a man shortly after her mother had gone to the swamp. It was the mother's brother... dun dun dunnn...
Then the dream changed and the red team was searching for a shoe in a shoe store. A muddy shoe in a shoe store.
Was attending summer camp as a kid and had to dress all in red to compete in a game with the rest of the camp. Our red team then had to solve the mystery of the woman in the swamp. No one believed that there was actually a woman in a swamp... Until we swam out there through reeds and weeds. She was sitting in a hammock made of branches and mud and decided she needed to feast on a few of the smaller kids before talking to us. Then she told us a story of how her daughter had become entwined with another man and was to have his child. She told us how her daughter knew everything before it was to happen, and banished her mother to the swamp as she had seen terrible things in her future.
When we visited the daughter, we were shocked by the fact that she hadn't seen us coming. Once we started to talk with her, we learned from her that it was all a lie her mother had come up with. She had not banished her mother away, but her mother had become so increasingly seedy and impure that she chose to live in the swamp. Anyhow- the pregnant daughter told us how she'd met a man shortly after her mother had gone to the swamp. It was the mother's brother... dun dun dunnn...
Then the dream changed and the red team was searching for a shoe in a shoe store. A muddy shoe in a shoe store.
Friday, September 3, 2010
It's twins, congrats!
Dream 046
Found out I had twin teenagers (who I am much too young to have, of course) and we had to flee another province to get back home... There were a lot of guidos guarding the bridge across however, and with everyone trying to flee... well, there was mass confusion everywhere! Ah! Fist pumping madness! (someone needs to stop watching late night Jersey Shore) Somehow I sneaked across the bridge by pretending to be someone else. They caught on to my tricksy scheme though and I was chased into the underparts of the bridge and hid behind a large truss. Eventually managed to steal a baby and pretend that I lived there... under the bridge. Then I created a tree out of pencils and tricked them. They let me go after that because they were so impressed by my pencil tree.
Found out I had twin teenagers (who I am much too young to have, of course) and we had to flee another province to get back home... There were a lot of guidos guarding the bridge across however, and with everyone trying to flee... well, there was mass confusion everywhere! Ah! Fist pumping madness! (someone needs to stop watching late night Jersey Shore) Somehow I sneaked across the bridge by pretending to be someone else. They caught on to my tricksy scheme though and I was chased into the underparts of the bridge and hid behind a large truss. Eventually managed to steal a baby and pretend that I lived there... under the bridge. Then I created a tree out of pencils and tricked them. They let me go after that because they were so impressed by my pencil tree.
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